(Mason & Dixon, 179)
second sheep, 3, 555; sour smell, 3, 171; “cast-iron pulleys whose spokes are shaped like Ss” 4; saddleback sows, 5; split second 7, 199; sour stomach, 17; Selena. Selena., 30; speedy stalk, 35; 3-sigma, 40, 523, 635, 709; systematic stealth, 42; soft smell, 43, 754; separate straws, 43; stray shadow, 49; silverblue stalks, 54; silver string, 59; silver seeds, 63; smooth sinewaving, 67; silk stockings, 74, 211, 395, 410, 629; shadowy smells, 78; stronger stimulus, 79; structured stimulus, 82; spilled sand, 91; simple sorrow, 98; sugar-smears, 99; soft-wood smells, 106; snow-skin, 107; slate shadows, 108; southern stars, 109; steel snake, 109; smoky spires, 111; starving spring, 111; soap-heavy smell, 112; sunlit shops, 119; spiral stairways, 122; sour salt, 124; spider-statistician, 124; sound stimuli, 125; soap spots, 125; small stitches, 126; snow-sky, 128; steam smells, 132; seasonal swell, 132; semi-detached Sunday, 132; shiny suits, 133; snowy soot, 138; sheet steel, 139; “sibilant weave” 152; single subculture, 153; swampy suburbs, 160; Sunday strolls, 162; squeak-stockinged slavegirl, 168; slime stone, 169; scratched silver, 186; shaking Slothrop, 187; Slothrop staggering, 187; sudden shrewdness, 188; silent sea, 195; “S’d against the S of himself” 198; social sense, 206; “Old Norse rune for S” 206; study sessions, 211; slack-jawed subalterns, 212; sensitive son, 215; simultaneous stimuli, 226; ssörrender, 230; starch shirt, 232; star shell, 233; sovereign smell, 235, 736; Slothropian space, 238; sad story, 238, 285, 445, 667; self-sufficiency, 240; sour stuff (oxygen), 240; Esso, 240; stiff shirts, 243; secret service, 244; sea-steps, 245; 454: setting sun, 253, 454; striped socks, 254, saddle stitching, 254; sun-black skiers, 258; somber street, 259; senseless screaming, 263; spy-sign, 263; south sea, 266; stumbling surrender, 271; sexual sigh, 272; Slothropian stars, 272; salt sea, 273; stainless steel, 274; suspicious stare, 274; spy system, 286; sad surprise, 289; tunnels, 299; double-integral sign, 300-01; “Summe, Summe” 300; static space, 301; “Double integral is also the shape of lovers curled asleep” 302; scorched skullcap, 304; silk spill, 314; shadow states, 315; scientific speculating, 317; simple steel, 324; shining steel, 325; scarlet silk, 332; Soviet state, 349; sea story, 351; secret spaces, 354; scientist-surrogate, 361; staring sun, 372; smiling sentry, 378; suspended storm, 378; stenciled signs, 380; S-curve, 380; steel spaces, 384; sea-squirm, 389; subjective sense, 389; silver sponge, 389; soup-stock, 389; sentimental side-trip, 393; social spectrum, 402; stormy shore, 409; double-summing, 411; second shadow, 424; string shadows, 436; southern slop, 442; spring-suspension, 446; sound stages, 446; stud service, 446; S-curved spokes, 450; sailors’ superstitions, 450; Scatotechnic Snipes, 451; sun suits, 453; star streaks, 457; suspender straps, 466; satin straps, 469; summer spook, 472; silver stork, 486; salty snot, 492; smooth stones, 494; sweet smile, 496; sleepy summer, 505; steel smile, 512; serpentine slagheap, 520; silver stars, 530; slippery satin, 531; Sickly Smile, 534; single set, 556; smalltown space, 556; Special Services, 558, 700; Shufflin’ Sam, 558; surveying stakes, 560; starch-colored sky, 564; “curving through the ogival opening” 573; silver streak, 583, 586; spherical soul, 583; State Street, 589, 591; “Yess, yess” 590; straw stomach, 596; soapy sponge, 603; “silver straw” 613; streamlined spires, 624; Slothrop surveillance, 630; ssem, 633; saffron spindles, 634; summer stillness, 639; sudden surprises, 643; sailor suits, 657; “screen-door salesman” 665; “the invisible SS” 666; straw space, 669; saucy sideways smile, 670; subdeb secretaries, 674; submarine skipper, 674; Sniveling Slothrop, 679; spirited salt, 684; Scatterbrained Suicidekicks, 691; Semlower Strasse, 692; Sound Shadow, 695, 711; Sentimental Surrealist, 696; suitable stimuli, 699; sandy streets, 700; sister ships, 715; snot soup (unter anderem), 715; still strata, 720; striving subcreation, 720; Subsequent Sin, 722; 729: silk scarf, 729; Spaceman Smile, 732; See also chess; Rossini
Fred Smoler (via slcteacherisms)
Reblogged from slcteacherisms with 4 notes
This week in Satyrica: Habbinas is asked what he had for dinner:
Dicam, inquit, si potuero; nam tam bonae memoriae sum, ut frequenter nomen meum obliviscar. Habuimus… betam et panem autopyrum de suo sibi, quem ego malo quam candidum; et vires facit, et cum mea re causa facio, non ploro.
“I should say, he said, if I will be able; for I have such a good memory that I often forget my name. We had… beats and whole-wheat bread, of it’s own kind, which I like more than white bread; for it makes one strong, and when I take a shit, I don’t cry out.”
eternal truths.
When I get into graduate school, I will get a tattoo of a ring, on the finger of a gigantic man, who lies dead inside a bronze horse with doors, at the bottom of a chasm, revealed by an earthquake accompanied by storms.
”if the awareness of the latent presence of violence in a legal institution disappears, the judicial institution decays. An example of this is presented by today’s parliaments. They present such a well-known, sad spectacle because they have not remained aware of the revolutionary forces to which they owe their existence.”
(Benjamin)
Philip Swoboda (via slcteacherisms)
Reblogged from slcteacherisms with 4 notes
“Servvs: iamne ea fert ivguvm?
Advlecense: tam a me pudica est quasi soror mea sit, nisi si est oscvlando qvippiam ippvdicior.
Servvs: semper tv scito, flamma fvmo proxima;
fvmo combvri nil potest, flamma potest.
Qui e nuce nvcvlevm esse volt, fragit nvcem:
Qui volt cvbare, pandit saltvm saviis.
Advlescens: at illa est pvdica neqve dvm cvbitat cvm uiris.
Servvs: credam, pudor si quoiquam lenoni siet.”
“Slave: Is she already ‘broken-in’?
Youth: I say, to me she is as virginal as my sister should be, unless she is less chaste for a few kisses.
Slave: always keep in mind, smoke follows flame:
nothing can burn by smoke, fire can.
He who wants to eat a kernel from the nut, breaks the nut:
He who wants to lay, reveals the valley with ready lips.
Youth: But, that woman is chaste she never lays with men.
Slave: I would believe that, if virginity should ever be with pimps.”
- Plautus, the Curculio (The Weevil)
This is the first extant Latin author that we have. He also makes self referential jokes.
“Advlescens:Nvnc ara Veneris haec est ante horvnc fores;
inferre Veneri uoui iaientacvlvm.
Servvus: Qvid? te antepones Veneri iaicentacvlo?
Advlescens: me, te atqve hosce omnis.
Servvus: Tvm tv Venerem vomere vis.”
“Youth: Now, here is the temple of Venus before these doors; I have vowed to bring breakfast to Venus (Or: I vowed to offer myself to Venus as breakfast. The slave will purposefully misconstrue ‘me’ and ‘iaientavlvm’ as being in aposition).
Slave: What? You will place yourself before Venus as breakfast?
Youth: Me, you, and all of these people (to the audience).
Slave: Then you want Venus to vomit.”
lol